They say I'm a dreamer.

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sheld0nc0oper:

imdirkmaiandthispianoisbroken:

HE THREW HIS CAT

OH MY GOD HE THREW HIS FUCKING CAT

AND HIS FACE

THE REDNESS OF HIS FACE

OMG

THIS

THIS

THIS

THIS

THIS

“WHAT WERE YOU THINKING”
Well I’m that your reaction is fucking hilarious as fuck.

It’s ellegal.

It’s ellegal!

actually it’s illegal pronounced ‘eel-legal’ but ok

eel legal

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This.

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allmymetaphors:

For someone

I want to talk about how this is the post that got me popular on tumblr

can you imagine anything dumber

it was a little over a year ago I remember it hit 1000 notes and I called kara and I was almost crying omg I was so proud wow memories

wow i remember this too

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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it, this is the end for me. I had a good life.
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy shit!
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
*A cop walks by*: Here I go, about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone. I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time.
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer.
*has a bad flu* I must have throat cancer.

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